lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

well i want a job but at the same time i DONT yknow like wtf

and i have a little over 2 months to get my sufferer cosplay together and i want 2 start that one earlier bc its going 2 take a lot more work than my jade dress but i need a job 2 pay for the material and stuff btu i dont want a job yet but i need one but i dont want one wowopf/jdh

i bet we’re not going 2 be done all our beta kid outfits by blitz and its rly pissing me off

blameitonthesilence:

#this will forever be one of my favorite things sam has said

captain-america-steve:

                           OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

                                                WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

                                        DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED. 

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

meeokie:

georgialobbe:

beccers:

fagology:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

WHAT THE FUCk

I JUST PISSED MYSLEF

NIGGA FUCK YO TEA

Yes all of this

are those dumb video virus submissions still going around wow i just got my first one though lmao